1 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:05,673 MMM, MMM. 2 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:08,076 NOTHING TASTES BETTER THAN AN APPLE YOU PICKED YOURSELF. 3 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:10,178 COME ON. I WANNA MAKE CANDIED APPLES. 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,812 IN A MINUTE. NOW, WHO WANTS CIDER? 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,115 NONE FOR ME. THE GUY WHO WAS SPRAYING 'EM, 6 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,417 HE HAD LIKE THIS BIG LUMP ON HIS NECK. 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:20,654 WELL, MORE FOR US, HUH, HENRY? 8 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:27,228 THIS TASTES FUNNY. 9 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,197 WHOA. 10 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,165 THIS CIDER'S TURNED. 11 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:34,034 TURNED INTO WHAT? 12 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,471 INTO GROWN-UP CIDER. 13 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,577 I DON'T LIKE IT. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 14 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:47,181 'CAUSE WE HAVE A FAMILY HISTORY OF LIKING IT. 15 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,217 [DOOR CLOSES] DAD? 16 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,085 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE? 17 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,121 I GOT PEPPER-SPRAYED. WHAT? ARE YOU OK? 18 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:56,157 YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, I'LL BE...I'LL BE FINE. 19 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,659 YOU GO OFF FOR A ROMANTIC GETAWAY WITH YOUR WIFE, 20 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,129 AND YOU COME HOME ALONE AND PEPPER-SPRAYED. 21 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,397 EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL WEDNESDAY MORNING 22 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,100 WHEN WE WERE GETTING READY FOR WORK. 23 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:08,169 [LAUGHING] 24 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,504 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 25 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,840 IT'S NOTHING. 26 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,676 WEIRD DREAM. 27 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:16,644 [LAUGHING] 28 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:19,347 OK, OK, COME ON. WHAT WAS IT? 29 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:23,651 OK. WE WERE IN THIS WEIRD PARKING GARAGE. 30 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,153 [LAUGHING] 31 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:28,156 SEAN, WHERE DID WE PARK? 32 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:31,692 SEAN? 33 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:38,166 SEAN, YOU HAVE THE KEYS. 34 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,737 AAH! 35 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,240 [VOICES CHANTING] CLAUDIA! 36 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,476 CLAUDIA! 37 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:52,413 CLAUDIA! 38 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:06,560 I'M...I'M...SORRY. 39 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:12,300 I DIDN'T PUT ANY FOOD OUT. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS TODAY. 40 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,773 DID YOU PUT FOOD OUT? 41 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,811 IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? 42 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:27,315 THANK GOD. 43 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,694 MMM. SPICY. 44 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,496 CILANTRO. 45 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,733 CILANTRO ISN'T SPICY. 46 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,537 IT IS, THE WAY I USE IT. 47 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,310 SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS? 48 00:02:56,344 --> 00:03:00,214 PLEASE HOLD ALL QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END. 49 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:12,326 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN OVERWHELMED BY THE BEAUTY. 50 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,763 HEY, I'VE GOT YOUR BEAUTY RIGHT HERE. 51 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,398 SURREN-- 52 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:20,401 SURRENDER, DOROTHY! 53 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,471 HOW WEIRD IS THAT? 54 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:24,938 PRETTY WEIRD. 55 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,807 YEAH. ME AND EDDIE? 56 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,008 YEAH. THAT... 57 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,379 AND...AND I JUST TOTALLY DISAPPEARED? 58 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:41,422 YEAH. 59 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:47,995 YEAH. 60 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,433 WELL, THAT'S ALL THE APPLES, SO I GUESS WE'RE DONE. 61 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:56,270 BUT WE STILL HAVE ALL THIS RED GOO. 62 00:03:56,537 --> 00:04:00,240 HEY, HOW ABOUT CANDIED BANANAS? 63 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,910 YOU DON'T DIP BANANAS, DIP. 64 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:06,380 WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T. 65 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:08,949 YEAH, SHE IS BAD. 66 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,985 BUT THE SWEATIEST PERSON IN SCHOOL HAS GOT TO BE MONICA BARRY. 67 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,655 HAVE YOU EVER STOOD NEXT TO HER IN GYM? 68 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,656 OH, GOD, YES. 69 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,759 WELL, I SAT NEXT TO HER BROTHER ONCE ON THE BUS, 70 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,462 AND HE SMELLED LIKE EGGS. 71 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:25,433 OH, HI. I'M SORRY. WERE WE TALKING TO YOU? 72 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,734 I DON'T THINK SO. 73 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,936 HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED EGGS? 74 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:29,937 IS SOMEONE TALKING? 75 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,305 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 76 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:33,073 YOU WANT SOME JUICE? SURE. 77 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,376 THE THING ABOUT THIS JUICE-- 78 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:38,679 GOD, IT'S STILL TALKING! 79 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,914 OK, FINE. 80 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,723 THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 81 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:54,728 I DON'T SEE WHY YOU LET A LITTLE DREAM BOTHER YOU. 82 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:57,898 IT DIDN'T BOTHER ME, OK? 83 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,069 IT SEEMED LIKE IT BOTHERED YOU. 84 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:04,071 IT DIDN'T. 85 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,939 IT DIDN'T... 86 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,476 UNTIL I TALKED TO EDDIE. 87 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:11,979 I CAN'T BELIEVE I NAILED YOUR WIFE. 88 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:12,946 WHOA... 89 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,349 YOU DIDN'T NAIL HER, ALL RIGHT? IT WAS A DREAM. 90 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,752 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WAS A DREAM AND THIS IS REAL LIFE? 91 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:22,022 MAYBE THIS IS A DREAM AND THAT DREAM IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. 92 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,492 LOOK, CLAUDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU. 93 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,526 THINK ABOUT IT. 94 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,696 SHE'S FEELING LOST, EMPTY, ALONE. 95 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,799 SHE'S LOOKING FOR HER CAR. SHE WANTS TO TURN IT ON. 96 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,768 SHE WANTS IGNITION. SHE WANTS TO BE IGNITED. 97 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:37,137 BY YOU? BY WHAT I REPRESENT. 98 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,038 WHICH IS? 99 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,306 WHICH IS EVERY SINGLE, CARNAL, SCANDALOUS, 100 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:44,077 FORBIDDEN FANTASY THAT SHE'S EVER HAD THAT YOU CAN'T FULFILL. 101 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:44,912 [CHUCKLES] 102 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,581 TRUST ME. I CAN FULFILL HER FANTASIES. 103 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,917 YEAH, IF HER FANTASY IS BEING BORED. 104 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:50,918 SHE'S NOT BORED. 105 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,721 OF COURSE NOT. YOU GUYS GET IT ON ALL THE TIME. 106 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:56,624 YEAH, WE DO. YOU GOT IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE. 107 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:57,891 YOU BETCHA. 108 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:00,494 NOBODY LIKES SCIENCE. 109 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,598 BUT THEN IT HIT ME. 110 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,767 CLAUDIA AND I, WE USED TO BE SO OUTRAGEOUS. 111 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,471 OH, BABY, YOU'RE SO HOT. 112 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,740 OH, MAMA. 113 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,810 BUT NOW WE'RE MORE LIKE... 114 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,913 OH, BABY, YOU'RE SO HOT. 115 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,049 OOH, MAMA. 116 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,585 [VOMITING] 117 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:27,054 I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN TO US. 118 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:30,524 YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD GET INTO A RUT. 119 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,660 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 120 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:37,731 A RUT IS THE BREAD AND BUTTER OF A LASTING RELATIONSHIP. 121 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:40,868 ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU AND MOM WERE IN A RUT? 122 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:45,005 AH, FOR 34 BEAUTIFUL YEARS. 123 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,941 YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE SO COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER, 124 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:51,912 THERE WERE SOME DAYS WE DIDN'T EVEN TALK. 125 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,750 THAT'S NICE. 126 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,587 YEAH. I MISS IT. 127 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,690 OH, JIMMY, JIMMY. 128 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,024 COME HERE. COME HERE. 129 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:07,695 WE NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR US. 130 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:08,696 YEAH? 131 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,931 LEAVE. 132 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,802 NO, NO! COME BACK. 133 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,605 WE'RE JUST KIDDING. WE'RE JUST KIDDING. 134 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:18,438 OK, OK. 135 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,508 ALISON THINKS THAT A GUY WOULD LIKE IT 136 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,243 IF A GIRL JUST CALLS HIM UP OUT OF THE BLUE 137 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,513 AND TELLS HIM THAT SHE LIKES HIM. 138 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:28,081 YEAH, A GUY WOULD BE COOL WITH THAT. 139 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,783 I TOLD YOU. 140 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:33,887 FINE. WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 141 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,925 HEY, WHEN DID YOU GET SO CUTE? 142 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,095 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 143 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:46,934 WELL, I'M PRETTY MATURE FOR MY AGE. 144 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,770 I'M SURE YOU ARE. 145 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,072 MORE CIDER? 146 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,913 OK, OK. SHH! 147 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,915 IT'S RINGING. 148 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:04,585 SHH. 149 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,687 UM, HI. JASON? 150 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,723 IT'S LILY FINNERTY. 151 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:13,093 I THINK YOU ARE SO HOT, 152 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,696 HOT, HOT, 153 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:19,032 HOT-OT-OT-OT... 154 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:22,636 WITH A CAPITAL "T." 155 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,073 I THINK HE LIKES ME. 156 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,242 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LET EDDIE GET TO YOU LIKE THAT. 157 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,377 DREAMS DON'T MEAN A THING. 158 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:33,313 OH, YEAH? WELL, EVERY PSYCHIATRIST OF THE LAST CENTURY 159 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,182 WOULD HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THAT ONE. 160 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:39,252 WHAT DO THEY KNOW? A BUNCH OF PROFESSIONAL PERVERTS. 161 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:42,556 HEY, HENRY. WHAT ARE YOU EATING? 162 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:46,026 CANDIED CHICKEN WING. 163 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,029 WANT A BITE? 164 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:52,232 NO. NO, NO. NO, THANKS. NO, THANKS. 165 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:57,170 YOU KNOW, I HAD A REALLY WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT. 166 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,874 HENRY, CAN YOU PLEASE PASS THE PEAS? 167 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:04,011 I'LL GIVE YOU PEAS. 168 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,980 HENRY, WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 169 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,818 FATHER, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 170 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,219 NO! 171 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,087 I'M STABBED. 172 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,189 WILL YOU MARRY ME, MOM? 173 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,859 OF COURSE, HENRY. 174 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,961 I LOVE YOU THE BEST. 175 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,130 THINK IT MEANS ANYTHING? 176 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,098 UH, NO. NO. 177 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,601 IT'S RANDOM. 178 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,670 SEE? DREAMS DO MEAN SOMETHING. 179 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:30,904 I HAD THAT SAME DREAM ABOUT YOU. 180 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:35,909 YOU THINK THIS DREAM OF CLAUDIA'S MEANS THAT SHE WANTS EDDIE? 181 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,044 NO. NO. NO. 182 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,747 SHE WANTS ME TO BE MORE ROMANTIC AND MORE SPONTANEOUS. 183 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:44,151 OK? SO I WENT BY HER WORK, AND I DID SOMETHING... 184 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,019 STUPID. 185 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,757 I'M SORRY. I HAVE NOTHING AVAILABLE MONDAY. 186 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,892 LET ME JUST CHECK THE BOOK FOR YOU. 187 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,695 HELLO, CLAUDIA. SEAN, IS EVERYTHING OK? 188 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:58,365 BABY, THESE ARE FOR YOU. 189 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,067 THANKS. HOLD ON A SECOND. 190 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,403 I'M SORRY. THE FIRST AVAILABLE I HAVE IS THURSDAY THE 18th AT 7:00. 191 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,139 GREAT. WE'LL SEE YOU THEN. 192 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,340 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 193 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:11,044 MY LADY, YOUR CHARIOT AWAITS. 194 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,882 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 195 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,885 I'M FULFILLING YOUR EVERY FANTASY. 196 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,386 SWEETIE, I'M AT WORK. I KNOW. 197 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,822 AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, I WAS GONNA WHISK YOU AWAY TO THE PIER, 198 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:25,893 AND WE'D HAVE A LITTLE DINNER AND HAVE A ROMANTIC EVENING. 199 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:26,894 HONEY, I... 200 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:27,895 HI. GOTTLIEBS. 201 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,196 YES, YES. TWO AT 7:30. 202 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,163 YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT EARLY. 203 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,199 IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A DRINK AT THE BAR. 204 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,300 GREAT. THANK YOU. 205 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,936 YOU DO REALIZE I DON'T GET OFF WORK FOR 5 HOURS, RIGHT? 206 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,372 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S SATURDAY. YOU WORK THE EARLY SHIFT ON SATURDAY. 207 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:43,143 NO, NO. THE SECOND SATURDAY OF EVERY MONTH I WORK THE DINNER SHIFT. 208 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,377 15's OPEN. GREAT. 209 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,114 MR. HUGHES, RIGHT THIS WAY. 210 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,349 UH...UH, CLAUD! 211 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,251 BABY, I GOT A LIMO. 212 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,786 JUST GO HAVE A SEAT AT THE BAR. 213 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,655 THE LIMO HAS A BAR. IT... 214 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,725 LOOK, TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT, OK? 215 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,193 COME ON. WE'RE GONNA GO BE SPONTANEOUS. LET'S GO. 216 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,194 WILL YOU LOOK AROUND? 217 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,162 THIS IS A ZOO IN HERE TONIGHT. LOOK AT MY BOOK. 218 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,464 I DON'T HAVE A MINUTE TO BREATHE UNTIL 11:30. 219 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,100 CAN'T YOU GET SOMEONE TO FILL IN FOR YOU? 220 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,368 WHAT? 221 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,837 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SOME PLACES DON'T EVEN HAVE A HOSTESS. 222 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:13,440 THEY JUST COME IN AND THEY HAVE THIS SIGN THAT SAYS "JUST SEAT YOURSELF." 223 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,843 SO YOU THINK I CAN BE REPLACED WITH A SIGN? 224 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,845 NO! NO, THAT'S NOT MY POINT, BABY. 225 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,247 I'M JUST SAYING OTHER RESTAURANTS... 226 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,849 LOOK, I GOT A LIMO! 227 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:22,750 EVENING, CLAUDIA. 228 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,118 GOOD EVENING, MR. SANDERS. EXCUSE ME, SEAN. 229 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,987 BABY, PLEASE, JUST GIVE... 230 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,221 MY BOOK, PLEASE. 231 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,258 MR. SANDERS, I HAVE YOU DOWN FOR 8:00 TONIGHT. 232 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,793 WHERE'S YOUR WEDDING RING? 233 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,161 I COULD'VE SWORN I CHANGED IT. 234 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,296 NOT A PROBLEM. I'M SURE I CAN SQUEEZE YOU IN. 235 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,032 WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING YOUR WEDDING RING? 236 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,500 THIS IS ABOUT TIPS, ALL RIGHT! 237 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,403 I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S TRUE. IF MEN THINK YOU'RE SINGLE, YOU GET BIGGER TIPS. 238 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:47,941 OH, REALLY? THEN WHY STOP WITH THE RING? WHY NOT LOSE THE UNDERWEAR, TOO? 239 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:48,976 MISS? 240 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:49,743 MISSUS, PAL. 241 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,111 EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 242 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,081 IF YOU WANT A TABLE, THEN I CAN HELP YOU. IF NOT, I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE. 243 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,950 I DON'T WANT A TABLE. GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN MY BOOK. 244 00:11:56,984 --> 00:12:00,120 GOOD, BECAUSE I'M...GOD! 245 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,240 OH, MY GOD. 246 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,943 I JUST MADE A BOOTY CALL. 247 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,047 YES, YOU DID. 248 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,917 A BOOTY CALL. 249 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:34,154 BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOO-TAY. 250 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,523 GIVE ME SOME OF THAT BOO-TAY. 251 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,893 SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DO THAT? 252 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,095 I DON'T KNOW. 253 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,164 MAY I TOP YOU OFF? 254 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,800 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 255 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,569 I CAN'T BELIEVE I INVITED JASON OVER, 256 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,438 AND I LOOK LIKE CRAP. 257 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,407 YEAH, YOU DO. 258 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,980 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? IT'S LIKE I'M DRUNK. 259 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,216 HEY, WHO'S THIRSTY? 260 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,420 WHAT'S IN THAT CIDER? 261 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,890 APPLES. 262 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,325 THIS IS ALCOHOLIC. 263 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,827 [LAUGHING] 264 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:14,594 REALLY? 265 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,998 OH, MAN. WE'RE WASTED. 266 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,134 AND JASON'S COMING OVER HERE. 267 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,937 OH, YOU'RE SO SCREWED. 268 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:29,309 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHUCKED CLAUDIA'S RESERVATION BOOK OUT INTO THE STREET. 269 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,477 I KNOW. I KNOW. 270 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,913 IT WAS AWFUL, BUT I WAS FRUSTRATED. 271 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,216 YOU GOT TO LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR FRUSTRATIONS. 272 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,617 OH, THIS FROM THE MAN 273 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,854 WHO SPENT HALF HIS LIFE SCREAMING AT APPLIANCES. 274 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:41,855 WHAT? 275 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,991 MENUS? 276 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,361 MENUS ARE FOR RESTAURANTS! 277 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,397 HELLO? 278 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,867 STUPID CORDLESS PHONE! 279 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:57,204 GIVE ME MY ENGLISH MUFFIN! 280 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,872 AHH! 281 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:02,009 I WAS HOPING FOR MORE FROM YOU. 282 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,911 WELL, YOU CAN BE PROUD 283 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:08,448 BECAUSE MY CONSCIENCE CAUGHT UP PRETTY QUICKLY. 284 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,059 AHH! 285 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:24,898 OH, NO. 286 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:28,301 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WHAT'S THIS CITY COMING TO? 287 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,636 OH, UH...HEY, HONEY. 288 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,405 SEAN, CAN I SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN ALONE? 289 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,941 UH-OH. 290 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,042 UH-HUH. 291 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:39,879 RIGHT ABOUT NOW A RUT IS LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, ISN'T IT? 292 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,282 CHECK IT OUT. 293 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,652 I DIPPED MY G.I. JOES. 294 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:50,157 NOW IT'S ONE BIG JOE. 295 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,691 OH! THAT'S TERRIFIC, HONEY. 296 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,593 HOW ABOUT IF YOU GO UPSTAIRS 297 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,930 AND PLAY WITH THAT ON SOME PLASTIC? 298 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,401 CLAUDIA, I...I...I... 299 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,636 SEAN, I DON'T WANNA FIGHT ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT? I CAN'T. 300 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,207 I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH THE SINGLE WORST NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE WORKING LIFE, 301 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:12,012 AND I JUST WANNA SAY I AM SO SORRY FOR HOW I TREATED YOU. 302 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,280 YOU ARE? 303 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,247 YES. 304 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:18,685 I MEAN, YOU WERE CLUELESS AND KIND OF A JERK, 305 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,954 BUT YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC. 306 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,457 AND...GOD, I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE RING THING. 307 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,526 I KNOW, BABY. THAT REALLY HURT. 308 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,729 I KNOW. IT WAS SO STUPID OF ME. 309 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,932 I'M SO SORRY. 310 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,435 I FORGIVE YOU. 311 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,370 IT'S OK, BABY, 312 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,306 BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH, 313 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:43,010 YOU CAN JUST FORGIVE THEM FOR ANYTHING. 314 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:50,083 I STOLE YOUR RESERVATION BOOK. 315 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,385 YOU WHAT? 316 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,622 I WAS JUST SO MAD AND IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT... 317 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,723 YOU ASS! 318 00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:00,027 HEY! HEY! I ACCEPTED YOUR APOLOGY. 319 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,129 WELL, WHAT I DID WAS FORGIVABLE! 320 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,597 WAIT. THE BIBLE SAYS ALL SINS ARE FORGIVABLE. 321 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,765 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK! 322 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,367 THIS IS A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE THAN ANYTHING IN THE BIBLE. 323 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,104 WAIT. THEY CUT JOHN THE BAPTIST'S HEAD OFF-- 324 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,006 OH, SHUT UP AND GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK! 325 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,109 I CAN'T, BABY. I LOST IT. 326 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:16,943 YOU WHAT?! 327 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,212 WHOA! YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANNA FIGHT. 328 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,414 THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW WHAT YOU DID. 329 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,751 BABY, I LOOKED EVERYWHERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 330 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,286 DID YOU CALL THE POLICE? 331 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,354 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 332 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,657 THEY'RE PULLING A COUPLE OF DETECTIVES OFF A MURDER. 333 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,493 YOU THREW AWAY MY BOOK. YOU DON'T GET TO BE SARCASTIC. 334 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,462 BABY, LOOK, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD THINK OF. 335 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:40,067 I EVEN BROUGHT IN AN EXPERT ON STOLEN GOODS. 336 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,202 TAKE US TO ASTOR PLACE, MY GOOD MAN. 337 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,637 HEY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BOOK'S GONNA BE THERE? 338 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,274 OH. YOU GOT TO KNOW THE CITY, MAN. 339 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,576 YOU WANT SCUNGILLI, YOU GO TO LITTLE ITALY. 340 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:53,146 YOU WANT A FAKE ROLEX, YOU GO TO CANAL STREET. 341 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,815 YOU WANT A REAL ROLEX, CALL ME UP. I'LL HOOK YOU UP. 342 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,052 BUT IF I WANT A RESERVATION BOOK, I GO TO ASTOR PLACE? 343 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,621 YEAH. EVERYTHING ENDS UP AT ASTOR PLACE. 344 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,656 IT'S LIKE eBAY... 345 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,159 ONLY IT SMELLS. 346 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,433 YO, YO, YO! CHECK IT OUT, LADIES! 347 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,235 WE'RE MULTIMILLIONAIRES! 348 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,305 EDDIE, THEY'RE FLIPPING YOU OFF. 349 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,341 YOU GOT NO FREAKING CLASS! 350 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,675 THERE. LOOK. 351 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,745 PULL OVER! PULL OVER! 352 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,120 HEY, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 353 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,156 HOW MUCH FOR THAT CRAPPY LITTLE BINDER? 354 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,624 500 BUCKS. 355 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,658 WHAT? 356 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,626 500 BUCKS. 357 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,562 COME ON, MAN. WE'LL GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS FOR IT. 358 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,597 PLEASE. YOU JUST PULLED UP IN A LIMO. 359 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:48,101 LISTEN, MAN. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. 360 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,870 I'VE WORKED IN AFTER-MARKET RETAIL. 361 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,472 SO TELL ME, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 362 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,507 WHAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO FOR US? 363 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,775 THE BEST. 364 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:56,843 FOR YOU GUYS? 365 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,579 TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. 500 BUCKS. 366 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,648 NO! FORGET IT. COME ON. 500 BUCKS? 367 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,617 THIS BOOK HAS ROBERT De NIRO'S HOME PHONE NUMBER IN IT. 368 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:08,488 AND YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE IT'S MY BOOK, MAN. SO JUST GIVE IT BACK. 369 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,223 JUST GET OUT OF HERE. HEY! 370 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,425 GIVE ME THE BOOK! 371 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,264 AAH! 372 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,332 OK, SO YOU SEE, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SUFFERED. 373 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,433 OK, I SUFFERED, TOO. 374 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,235 YOU SUFFERED FOR WHAT YOU DID. 375 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,370 NO, WHAT I DID FOR YOU. 376 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,305 WHAT YOU DID FOR ME TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME. 377 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,140 WAIT, BABY. I CAN'T FOLLOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 378 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:31,144 THIS PEPPER SPRAY REACTED BAD OR SOMETHING. IT'S REALLY... 379 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,613 IT'S REALLY DISORIENTING RIGHT NOW. 380 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,914 [DOORBELL RINGS] 381 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,517 WHOO! WHOA. 382 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,293 HELLO. 383 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,861 HI. 384 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,630 ARE YOU OK? 385 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,232 [HICCUP] 386 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,402 WHY? DON'T I LOOK GOOD? 387 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,736 WHOO. 388 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,539 HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 389 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,141 NOW, KISS ME. 390 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,878 WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? 391 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,814 OH, HELLO, UNCLE EDDIE. 392 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,716 IS SHE DRUNK? 393 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:10,850 I THINK SO. 394 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,685 YOU GOT MY NIECE DRUNK? 395 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,755 NO, NO, NO. SHE WAS LIKE THIS WHEN I GOT HERE. 396 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,426 HEY, KID, I KNOW GUYS LIKE YOU. I AM A GUY LIKE YOU. 397 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:23,162 WHAT? LILY, WOULD YOU GO IN FOR A SECOND? 398 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,801 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. YOU'VE GOT AN ACTIVE MIND. 399 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,603 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT FEELS LIKE 400 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:35,242 TO GET HIT WITH A TIRE IRON 40 OR 50 TIMES? 401 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,543 [THUD] 402 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,211 OW! 403 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,747 NOW GET OUT OF HERE. 404 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,652 [GROANING] 405 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,720 UNCLE EDDIE, WHAT HAPPENED? 406 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,589 WHERE'S MY JASON? 407 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,325 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT HIM. 408 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,594 HE WON'T BE HURTING YOU ANYMORE. 409 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,597 OH, GOD. I MISS HIM SO MUCH. 410 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,799 I KNOW. 411 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,236 * CLAUDIA 412 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,238 EDDIE, THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 413 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,373 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME? 414 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,909 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD 'CAUSE I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 415 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,644 OH, MY GOD. MY BOOK! 416 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,879 WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 417 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:13,746 NO THANKS TO YOU, 418 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,748 I MANAGED TO FIND A GUY IN UNION SQUARE. 419 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,284 I TRADED HIM A BOOTLEG CASSETTE 420 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,287 OF THE NEW PLANET OF THE APES MOVIE. 421 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,721 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 422 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:26,025 I DIDN'T. I GOT A BLANK LABEL ON A USED COPY OF CROCODILE DUNDEE. 423 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,728 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH. MM! 424 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,498 I'M THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS. 425 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,400 SHH! 426 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,402 YOU TOLD HIM? 427 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,437 NO, BABY. NO. 428 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,538 CLAUDIA, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 429 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,342 YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD A COUPLE OF DREAMS ABOUT YOU, TOO. 430 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,844 OH! ENOUGH, EDDIE. COME ON. GO. 431 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,446 MAYBE WE SHOULD COMPARE NOTES. 432 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,916 I MEAN, LIKE YOU, I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL SUBCONSCIOUS. 433 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,050 YOU CAN GO. 434 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,487 DO YOU OWN A RUBBER BRA? JUST... 435 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,956 DO YOU? OUT. 436 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:58,958 THE DREAM? 437 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,493 BABY, I DON'T KNOW. 438 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,761 I WAS UPSET ABOUT IT. 439 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,996 OBVIOUSLY I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THINGS. 440 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,932 WELL, MAYBEYOU SHOULDN'T, 441 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,401 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WAS WORRIED, 442 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,338 AND I WANNA BE THE GUY WHO'S MANHANDLING YOU 443 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,572 IN SOME DIRTY ALLEY. 444 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,907 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 445 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:15,975 SERIOUSLY? NO. 446 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,312 AW, COME ON THERE'S AN ALLEY BEHIND THE LAUNDROMAT. 447 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,313 NO. 448 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:23,049 ARE YOU WEARING ANYTHING UNDER THAT LEATHER COAT? 449 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,685 OK, MAYBE AFTER THE KIDS ARE IN BED. 450 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,686 HEY. HEY, MOM. 451 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:31,090 YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS LOSING YOUR EARRINGS? 452 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,092 NEVER AGAIN. 453 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,563 WELL, THANKS, BABE. 454 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,664 [THUD] 455 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,667 HEY, UH, WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER? 456 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,702 BEATS ME. 457 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,808 IF YOU TELL ANYONE THAT WE MADE OUT, 458 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,109 I WILL KILL YOU. 459 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,312 WHO AM I GONNA TELL? 460 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,052 STOP IT! 461 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,621 LILY, ARE YOU OK? 462 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,023 CAN YOU JUST BE QUIET, PLEASE? 463 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,493 WAIT. ARE YOU HUNG OVER? 464 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:07,994 NICE PARENTING, SEAN. 465 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,997 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS IN CHARGE LAST NIGHT. 466 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:14,534 YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T LET HER GET...GOOD LORD. 467 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,902 WHERE'S THAT CIDER? 468 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,404 WHAT CIDER? 469 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,105 NO CIDER. 470 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,774 DO YOU GUYS THINK THIS HICKEY WILL LAST TILL MONDAY? 471 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,811 LOOK AT THE TIME. I GOT TO GO.